Seamus has a broken leg and his buddy Paddy comes over to see him.
Paddy asks, “How you doin’?”
Seamus says, “Okay, but do me a favour mate, run upstairs and get me slippers, me feet are freezing.” Paddy goes upstairs and sees Seamus’s gorgeous 19-year old twin daughters lying on the bed.
He says, “Your dad’s sent me up here to have sex with both of you.”
They say, “Get away with ya… Prove it.”
Paddy shouts downstairs, “Seamus, both of ’em?”
Seamus shouts back, “Of course both of ’em, what’s the point of fuckin’ one?”
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