There’s these three guys, and they’re sitting around a table. The first guy says “You know what, I’m fast. I think I’m so fast, I might be the fastest guy in the world” So his buddies time him, take a picture, and send it to the Guinness book of world records.
The second guy says “You know what, I’m tall. I think I’m so tall, I might be the tallest guy in the world” So his buddies measure him, take a picture, and send it to the Guinness book of world records.
The third guy says “You know what, I got a small penis. I think it’s so small, it might be the smallest in the world” So his buddies get a ruler, measure it, take a picture, and send it to the Guinness book of world records.
They’re sitting around a few weeks later, and the results come back. The first guy opens his letter and shouts “I DID IT! I’m the fastest guy in the world!” The second guy opens his and shouts “I DID IT! I’m the tallest guy in the world!” The third guy opens his letter and shouts angrily “WHO THE FUCK IS (insert your mates name here)!!!”
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