A guy gets too drunk while playing golf and forgets what hole he’s on
He sees a woman ahead of him and yells “what hole am I on?”
She says “you must be on the hole behind me and I’m on 5, so you must be on 4.”
He plays a few holes and forgets again. He sees her and yells “hey, what hole am I on now?”
She says “you’re on the hole behind me and I’m on 12, so you must be on 11.”
He eventually finishes and goes to the clubhouse bar for one last beer. He sees the woman, thanks her for the help, and asks what she does.
“It’s kind of embarrassing, please don’t laugh. But I sell menstrual supplies.”
The man starts laughing hysterically and she glares at him, obviously upset at his laughing.
“No no no, I’m not laughing at what you do” he says. “It’s just that I sell toilet paper. So I’m on the hole behind you.”
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