A fisherman caught a goldfish, the goldfish said that it will grant three wishes if the man frees him. Fisherman really thinks about the wishes, he pulls out a cigarette and a lighter from his pocket and drops the lighter near the goldfish, he said ” My first wish is for you to pick it up and light my cigarette” the fish is confused, but he doesn’t really care, he’s actually happy that it’s a simple task.
The moment the fish bends over to pick it up, the man fucks it from behind, the fish is shocked but moves on and asks the man for the second wish, the man took the lighter, dropped it again and said ” My second wish is for you to pick it up and light my cigarette”, the goldfish can’t believe what it’s hearing, but is hungry for freedom, so it bends over to pick the lighter back up and in that moment the fisherman once again fucks it from behind.
The goldfish is stunned by the wishes, he gains courage and asks about the third wish, the man takes the lighter and once again drops it near the fish and says ” My third wish is for you to pick it up and light my cigarette”, the goldfish can’t do anything but to grant it, it bends over and the man fucks it from behind the third time.
The goldfish is horrified, it turns to the man and says ” One day we will meet and I’ll do the same as you did to me”
A few years later the goldfish dies, it is in hell, the very first thought that comes to its mind is the fisherman it met years ago, so the fish goes looking around for him, while doing that it comes across multiple huge pots where different people are boiling in, he explores a bit more and finally sees him, the fisherman is in a huge cold pot, just swimming around having a blast, the fish calls out Satan and asks him ”How come he is the only one who is not boiling in here? ” Satan turns to the goldfish and says ” There’s the lighter and pick it the fuck up if you want to”
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