EMOTION themed fancy dress party

I organised an EMOTION themed fancy dress party.

People start arriving, first is Sally who knocks on the door dressed head to toe in blue, with tear drops inked on her face. “Ah Sally nice costume, you are clearly sadness, come on in and get yourself a drink.”
Next up is Andy, who knocks on the door dressed head to toe in red, with flames on his hat. “Ah Andy, nice costume, you must be anger, come on in and get yourself a drink.”

Next up is my best friend Selwin who is Jamaican, knocks on the door completely naked except for a pear, which he is wearing on the end of his dick.

Grinning his shouts “Hey mon, I is ‘ere for de fancy dress party!”

I say “Jesus man where are your clothes, what kind of costume is that? You’re meant to dress as an emotion, could you not have come as happiness or something?”

“But I am emotional mon, I is deep in dis pear!”

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