A captain aboard a battleship spots a light in the distance in the battleship’s path.
Not wanting there to be a collision, he radios the source of the light: “Change your course ten degrees south.”
The response is quick: “Change your course ten degrees north.”
His pride slightly damaged, the captain responds testily: “I am an admiral, first class! Change your course ten degrees south!”
The response: “I am a lieutenant, second class. Change your course ten degrees north.”
Now losing his patience, the captain angrily radios: “Change your course ten degrees south! I’m in a battleship!”
Comes the answer: “Change your course ten degrees north sir, I’m in a lighthouse.”
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