Hemorrhoids

A man goes to the doctors complaining of hemorrhoids. Doctor takes a look and exclaims “wow, that’s pretty bad, but have these suppositories that will fix that up right away. Come back in a week and we can re-assess.”

The guy comes back in a week. Doctor: So? How are you feeling? Guy: doc it’s even worse. Doctor: Really? I am surprised those suppositories are the best on the market. Guy: Doc, for the amount of good they did I could have shoved them up my ass.

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