A man wants to go fishing with his wife and dog.
So he walks up to his wife and says: “Honey, we’re going fishing; you, me and the dog.”
She replies, “I don’t wanna go fishing.”
Man says, “Well, you will either go fishing with me, let me fuck you in the ass, or suck my dick. I’ll give you a few minutes to decide.”
15 minutes later, he asks, “So have you made up your mind?”
She replies, “I guess I’ll just suck your dick since I really don’t wanna go fishing.”
So the wife starts sucking his dick and almost throws up. She says, “Wtf your dick tastes like shit!”
The man replies, “Yeah, the dog didn’t wanna go fishin’ either.”
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