An American man goes to China for vacation. Being in a faraway country, he acts carelessly. He visits many brothels and never uses a condom. A week after he returns to the United States, he sees that his penis is full of bright green and purple spots and decides to see a doctor.
The doctor examines the man but can’t diagnose him, so he orders some tests and tells him to come back in two days when he has the results available. The man goes back to the doctor two days later.
Yes doctor, do you know what’s wrong with me?
According to the test results, you have contracted a venereal disease of Mongolian origin, which is rare in these parts.
Then give me some medication or something so I can get better as soon as possible.
I’m sorry, there’s no known cure for this disease. I’m afraid we’re going to have to amputate your penis.
Absolutely not. I want to see another doctor.
OK, it’s your decision. But there’s no other option but to cut it off.
The man walks out of the doctor’s office and after some research he finds a Chinese doctor, assuming he would be more knowledgeable since he was from that region. The Chinese doctor examines the man:
Oh yes, Mongolian venereal disease. It’s very rare.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, I’ve heard all this before. Now tell me how we can cure it. The first doctor I went to was talking about cutting off my penis.
Stupid American doctors. After all, they say surgery is essential in all cases to earn extra money, there is no need to cut off your penis, said the Chinese doctor, laughing.
“Thank God!” says the man, being relieved.
Wait two weeks, and your penis will fall off by itself!
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