A local bar was so confident, that their bartender was the strongest man in town…
So they offered a standing $1,000 bet.
The challenge was for the bartender to squeeze a lemon until all the juice was in a glass, then hand the lemon to a patron.
Anyone who could squeeze out just one more drop of juice would win the money.
Over time, many had tried (weightlifters, longshoremen, etc.), but no one succeeded.
One day, a scrawny little man wearing thick glasses and a cheap suit walked in and said in a tiny, squeaky voice, “I’d like to take the bet.”
After the laughter subsided, the bartender agreed, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed it dry.
He then handed the wrinkled remains to the little man.
To everyone’s astonishment, the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass.
As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid him $1,000 and asked, “What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weightlifter or what?”
The man replied, “I work for the IRS.”
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