A bunch of scrap metal dealers are all killed together in a bus accident.
They end up at the pearly gates and are greeted by St. Peter.
Peter: What are you guys supposed to be?
A big dirty guy in the crowd: We’re scrap metal dealers!
Peter: How come there are so many of you?
Big guy: We were at a scrap metal convention and were killed on the same bus.
Peter: This is highly unusual. I better go check with the boss.
Peter leaves the group waiting and goes to see God on his throne.
Peter: Dear Lord, there are about 50 scrap metal dealers at the gates and they all want in.
God: Fifty? Oh no, that’s way too many. Go back and pick the 10 or 12 best of the bunch and send the others away.
So off St. Peter runs towards the gates, but a moment later he is standing back in front of God with a horrified look on his face.
Peter: They’re gone!
God: what do you mean gone? Where could they all go?
Peter: No, the pearly gates! They’re gone!
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