A cop is driving out on patrol one night. When he sees a car whipping past at high speeds. He turns on his lights and sirens and pulls them over. He gets out and sees this little old lady in the driver’s side, she rolls down her window and says “Is there a problem officer?”
The policeman says, “Ma’am are you aware you were going almost 25 miles per hour over the speed limit?”
“Oh, everything is fine officer, I didn’t think I was going THAT fast, I mean I guess was going just a little over the speed limit, but I didn’t think it was that much.”
The officer replies, “Ma’am the speed limit is 45 you were almost going 70.”
The woman laughs “45? Oh! That does make sense. You know I thought it was weird, having a speed limit of 67!”
The officer exclaims “67! Ma’am that’s the route number! Not the Speed Limit!” He shakes his head chuckling. Then notices an old man in the passenger’s seat, white as a sheet and gripping onto the center console and door strap for dear life. “Sir?” He asks concernedly, “Are you all right?”
Slowly, the old man turns to him with the fear of God in his eyes and shakes his head. “We just turned off from route 128.”
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