A Pagan died and went to Heaven. St. Peter met him at the gate. “You can’t come in here,” St. Peter said.
The Pagan asked why…
“You’re Pagan … I’m sorry”, St. Peter replied. “But Hell isn’t so bad. Your friends are there, and they say it’s good.”
The Pagan was depressed, but went anyway just because he was, well – Pagan…When he arrives in Hell, he sees a beautiful green field with amusement rides, and people picnicking and having a great time…A man in a white suit comes over to him and presents himself as Satan, and then tells him of all the delights to be had in what appears to be a 5-star resort…
“Woww!” thinks the Pagan, “Hell isn’t so bad! I’m happy to be here.”
Suddenly, the sky gets black …and fire spews from the ground. A screaming, flaming man falls from the sky and is swallowed up by a crack in the earth…After he disappears, everything returns to how it was again…
“What in Hell was that?” the Pagan asks Satan…
Satan replies, “That was a Christian. They wouldn’t have Hell any other way!”
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