I matched with a tinder profile that had no pics.
We chatted a bit. Smart and funny so i asked for a date. She said yes!
I’m not expecting much, probably 400lbs. But she answered the door, this little strawberry blonde with a head full of curls and all the right curves in all the right places. We exchanged our real names and i asked what she did for a living. She says, “Sunday school teacher”. Now i ain’t never had me Christian girl, but I’m open minded about it, so I’m driving her to the second best restaurant i can think of.
I pullout a joint of my best weed and ask if she wants an appetite. She says “Heavens no, what would i tell my sunday school children?”. Well,some people smoke and some don’t so i thought nothing of it.
We go to the restaurant andi i order a steak, she gets the lobster. I order the second most expensive bottle of wine on the menu. But when the waitress brings it she says she doesn’t drink. My mind is blown. “You don’t drink?”
“Heavens no. What would i tell my sunday school children?”
We have a good time, laughing at each others jokes, but i know this is a bust as i drink up that overpriced bottle by myself.
As I’m driving her home i pass a cheap hotel and figuring i got nothing to lose ask her :”want to get a room and knock boots?”
She says ” I thought you’d never ask. ”
I’m like really?!? “what will you tell your sunday school children?”
She said the same thing i tell them every week
“You don’t have to drink and smoke to have a good time ”
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