Visit to the Adult Store

While on a visit to the adult store, a young woman named Lisa came across a product advertised as the Magic Dildo. She brought the item to the shopkeeper to ask about it.

“Ah yes”, he said, “this one is voice activated. You just put the batteries in, and say the words ‘Magic Dildo-‘ and wherever you want it to go!”

Quite intrigued, Lisa paid for the Magic Dildo and brought it home to her small apartment.
Inserting the batteries, she felt silly holding a voice activated dildo, so as a test, she quietly stated: “Magic Dildo, the bed”.

The Magic Dildo shot up onto the air and flew across the room, landing softly on the bed with a gentle whir.
The young woman excitedly removed her clothes, got on the bed with her new toy and whispered “Magic Dildo- my pussy.”

The Magic Dildo gave a whir and slid effortlessly inside, vibrating and pulsating. Lisa moaned with pleasure as the Magic Dildo hit all the right spots.

After a few minutes of pure bliss, Lisa came with an orgasm that shook the entire bed. Toes curled and screaming in ecstasy, she felt the Magic Dildo’s whirring intensify.

Wave after wave and orgasm after orgasm left Lisa screaming and drenched with sweat and other fluids. She wanted to stop but realized she couldn’t get a grip on the Magic Dildo to pull it out.
“Magic Dildo STOP! MAGIC DILDO NO MORE!” The Magic Dildo wasn’t listening.

Lisa struggled to get somewhat dressed, and crawled back to her car. orgasming over and over again she drove as best she could back to the sex shop for help, but her erratic driving caught the attention of a traffic cop, who pulled her over.

“Please!” She screamed before the officer could even say a word, “I am not drunk! I have a Magic Dildo, I can’t get it out!”

The policeman laughed, “Magic Dildo- My Ass”

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