Calvin and Jim were playing Call of Duty when there parents came charging into the living room…
Dad shouts “You boys play that darn thing way too much, get your arses outside and play! I don’t want to see you two until teatime”
He kicks the boys outside then turns to his wife. “Alone a last” he says unbuttoning his trousers. His wife gives a wicked smile and removes her top.
A few minutes later walking down the street Calvin turns to Jim. “I can’t believe we got kicked out of our own livestream”
“I know” says Jim looking at his phone. “But you should see the views we’re getting”.
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