One winter day, when Ole was ice fishing on the lake, he accidentally got his left foot stuck under the ice for thirty minutes. Eventually he realized he had developed severe frostbite, and so he paid a visit to Dr. Svensson.
Dr. Svensson informed Ole that he would need to have three toes amputated. Ole was clearly upset at the news, letting out several “Uff da!”s in a row. So the good Doctor tried to console him. “Don’t worry, Ole! It’s not all bad news. As long as Lena doesn’t mind, I’m sure you could make a lot of money as a porn star. You betcha!”
Ole was confused and asked, “really?” “Ya,” replied Dr. Svensson. “It’s yust like they said about Yohn Holmes. Everyone loves a man who’s got a foot and a half!”
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