A man in a ferrari stops at a red light next to old guy on a scooter. he rolls down the window and says “this car can do 0.to.100 mph in less than the time your scooter starts to move…”
The old man nods in agreement and asks to peek in. The man let’s him look in … the old man is visibly impressed.
The light turns green and Mr Ferrari floors it to the next traffic light. As he slows down for the next stop he glances in the rear view mirror and sees the old man as a speck in the distance but gaining rapidly!
the old man on the scooter whooshes by the Ferrari at an incredible speed …. the man is stunned. now the scooter flies BACK to the car …. and whooshes by again.
Then forward again….
and he hears the old man screaming … “yaaaaaaaa Unhook my suspenders from your mirror…!!!!”
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