A taxi driver speeds through a red light without even looking, and the passenger says, “whoa, what are you doing?! That was a red!”
The driver replies, “don’t worry about it. My cousin, he does it all the time.”
The passenger sits back until the driver blows through another red. He practically leaps out of his seat, “what are you doing?! You’ll get us killed!”
The driver waves him off, “nonsense. My cousin, he does it all the time.”
Then they come to a green light and the driver slams on the brakes and creeps into the intersection before taking off again. Now the passenger is livid.
“What was that?! That light was green!”
The driver nods and then shrugs before replying.
“My cousin. He mighta been coming.”
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