Bill and Dugly go moose hunting. A bush-pilot drops the two moose hunters, at a remote lake in Northern Ontario. He tells them that he’ll be back in a week, and warns them that his plane won’t be able to take off with more than one moose.
The next week he returns, and sure enough the hunters have bagged two moose. The pilot tells them there’s no way they can take off with the two moose.
Bill says, “I don’t know, the pilot last year took off with two moose.”
To which Dugly adds, “Yeah, but maybe he wasn’t a total pussy!”
Not wanting to be outdone, the pilot loads up everything and they start to move down the lake.
The plane is gathering speed, but the pines on the shore are rapidly approaching. Finally the plane gets airborne, but one wing clips the top of a tree. The plane spins, crashes into the trees, and breaks apart.
Sometime later Bill regains consciousness and begins searching for his buddy. He finds him, and when he wakes him up Dugly asks, “Do you have any idea where we are?”
Bill replies, “I think about 200 yards further than last year.”
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