A blonde sitting in economy class on a flight going to Chicago suddenly stands up and sits down in a seat in first class. A flight attendant watching her goes over to her and says, “Excuse me miss, you can’t sit here. You paid for an economy ticket.” The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, and I’m staying here until we get to Chicago.”

The flight attendant tries to tell her to go sit back in economy class, but the blonde repeats the phrase over and over, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, and I’m staying here until we get to Chicago.” Then, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and asks the pilot and co-pilot if they can help her with the blonde.

The pilot agrees, and to his disappointment the same thing happens again. Then, the co-pilot says, “Wait, did you say she’s blonde? I’m married to a blonde. I speak blonde. Let me try.” So he goes to first class, whispers in the blonde’s ear, and she quickly apologizes and sits back in economy again. The flight attendant and the pilot are amazed and ask him how he did it. The co-pilot replies, “I told her that first class wasn’t going to Chicago.”

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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn’t serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn’t serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn’t serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, “How in the world do you know I am a blonde?”

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,”That’s not a TV — it’s a microwave!”

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